Lady Gaga can wear a dress made out of meat to an awards ceremony because she does heaps of weird shit and has heaps of skills. Popping on these bad boys with your trackpants to grab a pint of milk however, makes you look like you are going to grab the rest of your buddies from the nest and steal a fishing boat.
It’s takes a very talented person to make a leisure-wear shoe, resemble Courtney Love.
There is nothing worse than paying big bucks to go to a festival and then being unable to see the bands… because you are wearing a huge fucking horse head…and are taking enough fucking acid to make it seem like a good idea. What is worse however is being out-douched by Australian flag caped fuckwits… That isn’t even some type of witty joke, they are actually fuckwits.
Asos Marketplace what a goldmine for sensitive sexy men. The man is holding a chihuahua for christ’s sake. Mesmerising.
I don’t even understand what I am looking at. It’s kind of like a stripper has too much luggage in her carry-on bag and had to wear most of it on the plane to avoid the extra fuel costs.
This face-paint confuses me because I don’t know if the vibe is supposed to be ‘feel good hesh forest rave’ or a throw back Adam Ant. Regardless- they are dominoes and not dice, idiots.
I like this guy because he thinks that wearing a t shirt with an eye patched elephant and permanently documenting the fact that he condones air guitar is acceptable and it’s not. Ironic- the kids will love it.
You know how sometimes chicks on tumblr will post a photo which is basically all tit and then have a caption like “I’m bored” or “new haircut today” or something equally as unrelated to the photo. Well, they are sluts and ebay has them too. Honestly though, put those firey biscuits away, this is a marketplace not a whorehouse.
I remember as a kid getting ripped off for watching ‘White Fang’ and now if you don’t have a piece of clothing with some kind of wolf/wolf pack reference on it, they wont let you into the discotheque. How is this a dress? It’s got holes coming out of the ying yang, and not even in that tolerable ‘it’s old and therefore hip’ way, but more of the ‘lets go catch crabs’ way which, in whatever way you read into it, is probably correct.
Looking up ‘festival clothing’ on ebay is basically the same as typing in ‘girl next door’ on red tube.
Have you ever had a friend go overseas and, like totally find themselves? And once they return they think that wearing some woven bracelets and drinking chai lattes is significant in their quest to be a student of the grand scheme? “I love the smell of second hand books and the sand on my bare feet”… Get fucked. Since when did eco-friendly mean giant douche…
Hipsters can froth on Nordic shit as much as they like, it still isn’t going to change the fact that some knitted cardigans can make anyone look like an 80 year old hiding in a sack of potatoes.
The only time I can see this hat becoming useful is when you would use it as a funnel to down hard liquor, which would work in your favour as it would soften the social suicide that would follow. See also: May Gibbs.
