Lady Gaga can wear a dress made out of meat to an awards ceremony because she does heaps of weird shit and has heaps of skills. Popping on these bad boys with your trackpants to grab a pint of milk however, makes you look like you are going to grab the rest of your buddies from the nest and steal a fishing boat.
There is nothing worse than paying big bucks to go to a festival and then being unable to see the bands… because you are wearing a huge fucking horse head…and are taking enough fucking acid to make it seem like a good idea. What is worse however is being out-douched by Australian flag caped fuckwits… That isn’t even some type of witty joke, they are actually fuckwits.
I remember as a kid getting ripped off for watching ‘White Fang’ and now if you don’t have a piece of clothing with some kind of wolf/wolf pack reference on it, they wont let you into the discotheque. How is this a dress? It’s got holes coming out of the ying yang, and not even in that tolerable ‘it’s old and therefore hip’ way, but more of the ‘lets go catch crabs’ way which, in whatever way you read into it, is probably correct.